OLD TWEETS vi
why do all the hot singles in my area have to hit me up at the WORST times!
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) April 23, 2014
#HalfHollowHillsEast where you can get suspended for getting punched in the face.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) April 9, 2014
i thought i got a booty call, but it was just a butt dial.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) March 2, 2014
Kanye West is such a sellout! apparently he's doing music now also???
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 24, 2014
Larry King would be perfect for the role of The Riddler because he is already shaped like a question mark
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 23, 2014
I didn't know the chipotle rule so I may or may not have pulled my boxers around my knees & began to vigorously masturbate for the workers.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 14, 2014
A two hour delay is like getting a favorite on twitter: you're happy with it but you know it could have been better.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 14, 2014
I just feel like the first 9 seasons of HIMYM weren't really necessary..
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 15, 2014
this whole "Will they/Wont they" sexual tension between the snow and the ground is absolutely killing me
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 10, 2014
is there a chill nerd out there who can make a fake HHH site that i can show my parents that says school is delayed/cancelled?? #WillPayCash
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 4, 2014
apush essay on whether lady liberty was a liar, a dreamer or a spokesperson.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) January 27, 2014
TRICK QUESTION: its actually a statue.
Just got out of a serious relationship with my bed.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) January 14, 2014
a @rickyrozay who doesn't understand halloween.. "he's knocking on the door don't let the devil in!"
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) October 31, 2013
texting my bus driver ;) #SheMightBeTHEONE
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) September 12, 2013
i'm a die hard Die Hard fan
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) March 14, 2013
What happens if I accidentally sexted teamsnapchat?
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 20, 2014
IDEA FOR A DISNEY MOVIE: tear jerker completely inappropriate for the target audience.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 23, 2014
i'm a firm opponent to precoital marriage.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 15, 2014
My valentine and I have so much in common!! For starters, we both exist I swear.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 14, 2014
my favorite Eddie Murphy movie is the one where he plays multiple roles.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 7, 2014
everyone meet me at the school in 20 minutes so we all coat the roads around the school in a layer of ice. #FreezeTheSchool2014
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) February 4, 2014
ill pay someone serious cash to memorize 33 vocab words for me!
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) January 31, 2014
Another #SAT. after certasting hours of studying vuriley i can only goliospire to improve my baseral score from the prior mastilude.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) January 25, 2014
its kinda weird how the more time someone spends watching Game of Thrones, the more he or she starts to look like George R. R. Martin.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 24, 2013
not racist but whats the difference between emo and goth anyway?
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) October 16, 2013
Kim and Kanye are already funding a new fragrance in honor of their new baby. They're calling it "North by North West"
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) June 21, 2013
#GrandTheftAutoMemories stealing a police car and killing hookers.. and then turning on my Xbox to play Grand Theft Auto. :D
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) March 19, 2013
Not in love with The Walking Dead but I'm a hugee fan of Talking Dead.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) April 22, 2014
#HalfHollowHillsEast where we hire old men to sit there and watch us in the locker rooms..
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) April 9, 2014
“@BarackObama: @RyanDeloosh is a fun satire on the mediocrity of the simple American.” woah thanks dude!
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) March 1, 2014
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