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When Keke Palmer says “it’s the naughty ones who make history” in that Old Navy commercial I can only assume she’s talking about Hitler
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) December 31, 2021
Bro! What'd you do???
— MeUndies (@MeUndies) March 5, 2021
Purchasing a very legitimate #PS5 from a reputable seller pic.twitter.com/oFEb08suZ7
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 29, 2020
Photoshop Slogan Idea: pics and it didn't happen
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 26, 2020
My favorite cheese is probably beer.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 25, 2020
Twitter has spoken. Still not sure why this upset so many of you, but I heard you loud and clear. I have now removed "Proud Boy" from my bio (in reference to the fact that I managed to collect all 120 stars in Super Mario 64). Sorry for bragging, I just thought it was kinda cool.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 23, 2020
Do I make you horny, baby? Do I make you randy? (Serious replies only)
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 17, 2020
We haven't accepted climate change until we've collectively agreed to stop saying "this is such a warm November" and start saying "Novembers are warm now."
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 16, 2020
OMG THIS IS INSANE!! LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GO TO LOSER DOT COM! pic.twitter.com/bT9iuhnbDW
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 11, 2020
Some of y'all gotta make like Uncle Joey and cut it out.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 10, 2020
Some of the greatest comedic minds gave us timeless phrases like "wawaweewa" and "wubba lubba dub dub" and "shwing"
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 9, 2020
When I heard Pixar was making a movie about a #Luca who sleeps with the fishes I thought for sure it'd be about this guy pic.twitter.com/O80qUBNF39
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) June 19, 2021
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) December 1, 2020
This year I'm thankful for all the other years.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 27, 2020
What's the difference between Baskin-Robbins and MS-13?
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 25, 2020
One makes ice cream, and the other makes ICE scream!
How To Get A Free Rug 101 pic.twitter.com/3GyZ94aXy1
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 24, 2020
Covid life isn't so bad. People have been crossing the street when they see me coming for years
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 18, 2020
New Party Idea: Pickleback and Nickelback
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 17, 2020
What's not a lame Twitter trend yet but FEELS like it's becoming one?
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 16, 2020
I am broken when my name is spoken. What am I?
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 11, 2020
(Not a riddle. I'm working through an existential crisis right now.)
I don't care what they do with the new Batman movie as long as his parents are murdered
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 10, 2020
Afghanistan is my third favorite.
— Ryan Delouya (@RyanDelouya) November 8, 2020